Thursday, April 19, 2018

The 5th Pick of the CMC Mock Draft...

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The Denver Broncos select:

Josh Allen, QB, Wyoming

This is a pure John Elway move as he sees this kid as a poor man's version of himself.  If Allen can be half as good as Elway was, then this was the right choice.  Allen can hold the clipboard for a year and learn from Case Keenum (a guy who has earned his way as a legitimate NFL QB).  With a 56% completion percentage in college raising accuracy and decision making questions, this is clearly a boom or bust selection.

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