When your cupboard is out of jelly. Forget Publix. Forget Walmart. Drive 45 minutes out of your way to IKEA b/c this shit is unique.
It's IKEA Lingonberry Jam - you f*cking get it? Got it? Ok?
The Miami Dolphins select:
Baker Mayfield, QB, Oklahoma
The Dolphins legion of fans are so sad this means the end of Jay Cutler. Cutler personified grit, passion, and humility. Cutler or Marino as Miami's favorite son? Take your pick b/c it's a toss up. Seriously, Miami needs an attitude. How perfect is Mayfield for this role? I can see him making Miami his town. When a guy foregoes the easy scholarship offers to walk on Oklahoma and win the Heismann - it's something to be reckoned with. Does he still have a chip on his shoulder into the NFL? If yes, than he could be the best QB of the 2018 crop. Even better than Kiki Jericho.
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