Tuesday, April 17, 2018

The 1st Pick in the 2018 CMC Mock Draft

The first pick in the 2018 CMC Mock Draft is brought to you by Hunt's ketchup and whatnot.  America's distant 2nd choice in ketchup for 100 years.  Heinz's little brother is most likely available at 2nd rate restaurants, ALDI's, and your local BJ's wholesale (note Costco carries Heinz...see the theme here?).  From an ingredient standpoint Hunt's and Heinz are probably the same but if you go to your coworker's cookout and they're rocking Hunt's you know the meat is gonna be Grade C (but edible).  Shout out to local supermarket brands somehow you're generic branding is better than Hunt's


The Cleveland Browns Select Josh Rosen QB UCLA

No brainer pick here.  Rosen is the most NFL ready QB in the draft and the safest pick for a franchise that hasn't seen a good QB since Blue Schlitz started VPK back in the day.  Rosen has that rare gift last seen by Jay Cutler.  He's that QB that you just want to punch in the face.  He's going to infuriate the Cleveland fan base with his inconsistency followed by that Cutleresque "who cares smirk".  Cleveland will give up on him too early and the Patriots will get their Tom Brady replacement in time for the 2021 season.

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