Wednesday, April 18, 2012

#7 Jacksonville Jaguars

The Seventh Pick in this years draft is sponsored by the new gay friendlier Canada. Lets face it those Canadian Mounties have an Office and a Gentleman thing going on...and its really cold there too. Canada is owning their overt cultural gayness so you have to give them credit for that (see also Moose, Bears, Canadian Geese, Purple Felt Crown Royal bags, and log cabins)

The Jacksonville Jaguars select WR Michael Floyd Notre Dame with Kalil slipping down the board this far the Jags will take a long look and get alot of phone calls to trade down. Honestly the Jags need playmakers on the outside more than anyone in the league. Gabbert is teetering on the brink of bust already but in his defense whose he got to target and how much tread does MJD have left on the tires? Laurent Robinson ain't the long term answer anymore than Billy Price or Cecil Shorts or any of the other CFL WR's they have on their roster.

2 comments:

  1. Given Michael Floyd's substance abuse history this is a great selection because there isn't shit to do in Jacksonville.

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  2. As far as Floyd...if Jax moves to LA now you're talking Robert Downey Jr. in football pads

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