Monday, April 23, 2012

#28 Green Bay Packers


The 28th pick in the CMC Mock Draft is brought to you by Kroger's expansion into the Uzbekistan grocer's market. Obviously they face some challenges (lack of a building, lack of proper storage space and cooling systems, unrest in the area) but the big positive to Uzbekistan is....a shitload of gold. Fourth in the world bitches! Bling bling.

With the 28th selection the Green Bay Packers select Andre Branch DE Clemson as the Packers' lack of pass rush caught up to them at the worst time last year -- the playoffs. As the old saying goes, you can't win if you can't get to the quarterback or if your football team is located in Cleveland.

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