Monday, April 23, 2012

#23 Detroit Lions...


...sponsored by Bora Bora, a French Polynesian territory. Located just 5000 miles southwest of Alabama, Bora Bora's beauty cannot be rivaled. At the local shopping market, a few bags of groceries will run you about $850. So, you tourists with a median income of around 200k are not welcome - take your meager income and shove it. We need real spenders. Yeah, that's right, f*ck off.

The Detroit Lions select: Luke Keuchly, LB, Boston College

Somehow, a player with a top ten overall grade slides down to #23, just where Detroit wants it. Sure, Detroit could use a Tackle or CB, but the top shelf is bare. In a division where offenses are dominant, an addition such as the heady Keuchly should add instant help to the linebacking corp.

1 comment:

  1. "Located just 5,000 miles southwest of Alabama".

    Very nice.

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