With the 7th pick the 49ers select:
DeForest Buckner, DE, Oregon
You know Chip Kelly is going to be all in on a kid that he probably helped recruit to his old program. It doesn't hurt that Buckner is a physical freak with long arms too!
Wednesday, April 20, 2016
The 7th Pick of the CMC Mock Draft...
With the 7th pick the 49ers select:
DeForest Buckner, DE, Oregon
You know Chip Kelly is going to be all in on a kid that he probably helped recruit to his old program. It doesn't hurt that Buckner is a physical freak with long arms too!
Tuesday, April 19, 2016
The 6th Pick of the CMC Mock Draft...
...is sponsored by the leader in creme-filled chocolate cookies, Black Domino - now with more added Black #77. Add this with Miller Genuine Draft and you got yourself a winning combo.
Available at Famous Larry Urn's Southern Bodega somewhere in rural Alabama. They're in season now - so come on down. Larry (pictured below) gets his Black Domino shipment from Cambodia only twice a year.
The Baltimore Ravens select...
Myles Jack, LB, UCLA
Is it me or do the Ravens always seem to get the right selection no matter where they sit in the draft? So many mocks have DeForest Buckner going here. Thanks to the Rams trade up to #1, all teams that follow can benefit. The Ravens will pair Jack and Mosely together to have one of the best LB corp in the league. This is a pure Ozzie Newsome BPA pick - with DE being more of a need.
Available at Famous Larry Urn's Southern Bodega somewhere in rural Alabama. They're in season now - so come on down. Larry (pictured below) gets his Black Domino shipment from Cambodia only twice a year.
The Baltimore Ravens select...
Myles Jack, LB, UCLA
Is it me or do the Ravens always seem to get the right selection no matter where they sit in the draft? So many mocks have DeForest Buckner going here. Thanks to the Rams trade up to #1, all teams that follow can benefit. The Ravens will pair Jack and Mosely together to have one of the best LB corp in the league. This is a pure Ozzie Newsome BPA pick - with DE being more of a need.
The 5th Pick of the CMC Mock Draft
Sponsord by Powerbilt Golf whose slogan "Just Play Golf" pretty much summarizes their marketing and R&D effort a.k.a Just Make Golf Clubs.
Take you golf game to the same or lesser level. In a market of bombastic advertising and crazy claims these guys just don't care.
The Jacksonville Jaguars Select:
Laremy Tunsil OT Mississippi
How about the possible #1 player in the draft available at 5? Why yes says the Jags. These guys are quietly building one of the best rosters in the league. The future might actually be bright!
The Jacksonville Jaguars Select:
Laremy Tunsil OT Mississippi
The 4th Pick of the CMC Mock Draft
What the fuck is "Tenderness Whiskey"? Jack Daniels would slap the shit out of these people.
With the 4th pick the Dallas Cowboys select:
Joey Bosa, DE, Ohio State
Dallas needs a pass rusher, among other things, and Bosa is probably the best outside rusher in the draft. And he's not a piece of garbage like Greg Hardy.
With the 4th pick the Dallas Cowboys select:
Joey Bosa, DE, Ohio State
Dallas needs a pass rusher, among other things, and Bosa is probably the best outside rusher in the draft. And he's not a piece of garbage like Greg Hardy.
The 3rd Pick of the 2016 CMC Mock Draft
...is sponsored by Piggly Wiggly Diamond Jubilee Cola. Who in the f**k asks for Crown and Coke these days? No one. Be sophisticated and order a Crown'n'Piggly Wiggly Diamond Jubilee Cola if you want some relevance in the bar scene.
The San Diego Chargers select...
Jalen Ramsey, DB, Florida State
Arguably the best pick of the draft goes to San Diego. How can any Charger fan bark about this when you get a guy who can cover your best WR or play safety? In the NFL, being versatile and great at two positions is a rare commodity. For these reasons, Spanos and company shy away from Laremy Tunsil (of which they might regret).
The San Diego Chargers select...
Jalen Ramsey, DB, Florida State
Arguably the best pick of the draft goes to San Diego. How can any Charger fan bark about this when you get a guy who can cover your best WR or play safety? In the NFL, being versatile and great at two positions is a rare commodity. For these reasons, Spanos and company shy away from Laremy Tunsil (of which they might regret).
The 2nd Pick of the 2016 CMC Mock Draft
This pick is sponsored by RTIC Coolers. Lets be honest...your broke a$$ can't afford a Yeti. So why not get the next to the next best thing. RTIC pronounced 'Arctic' (get it?)
Or you can just by an Igloo Cooler and put a Yeti Kit on it like this one
The Cleveland Browns Select
Carson Wentz QB North Dakota State
Should the Brownies draft Wentz here...probably not. But given the stratosphere of good opportunities like Tunsil, Bosa, Jack, etc. The Browns pick their QB of the future (again). Wentz might have the goods but that roster needs upgrades all over and it remains to be seen if RGIII is feeling like a mentor.
Or you can just by an Igloo Cooler and put a Yeti Kit on it like this one
The Cleveland Browns Select
Carson Wentz QB North Dakota State
Should the Brownies draft Wentz here...probably not. But given the stratosphere of good opportunities like Tunsil, Bosa, Jack, etc. The Browns pick their QB of the future (again). Wentz might have the goods but that roster needs upgrades all over and it remains to be seen if RGIII is feeling like a mentor.
Monday, April 18, 2016
The 1st Pick of the 2016 CMC Mock Draft
Hard to believe we've been at this six years on Blogger and probably 10-12 years in actuality. Anyway with the theme being knockoff brands I give you the first pick of the draft sponsored by the big May 14th Battleground MMA card at the Silver Spurs Arena in Kissimmee.
Because you know "Redneck" Dave Mundell vs. "Platinum" Mike Perry is a main event anywhere in the country....or Brevard County.
The L.A. Rams select:
Jared Goff, QB, California.
Forget the days of being in a mediocre ass city like St. Louis which is known for baseball and crooked cops. The Rams are back where they belong in Los Angeles and they made this trade in hopes of getting themselves a star quarterback. Well here he is boys!
Because you know "Redneck" Dave Mundell vs. "Platinum" Mike Perry is a main event anywhere in the country....or Brevard County.
The L.A. Rams select:
Jared Goff, QB, California.
Forget the days of being in a mediocre ass city like St. Louis which is known for baseball and crooked cops. The Rams are back where they belong in Los Angeles and they made this trade in hopes of getting themselves a star quarterback. Well here he is boys!
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