Chicago Bears haiku poem (brought to you by Totino’s Organic Pizza):
Chicago’s bold move,
Draft capital grows, future bright,
Panthers’ gift unwinds.
The Chicago Bears select Malik Nabers, WR, LSU
Summarized by the late, great, Rodney Dangerfield:
Let me tell ya, Malik Nabers and D.J. Moore teaming up with Caleb Williams is like a dream come true for the Bears. And Justin Fields, poor kid got crushed more than my ego at a family reunion. Now, they’re saying Williams has got star power with these guys. Star power? The last time I had star power, they told me the bulb was burnt out! I tell ya, I get no respect!
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