The 3rd Pick of the 2016 CMC Mock Draft

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The San Diego Chargers select...

Jalen Ramsey, DB, Florida State

Arguably the best pick of the draft goes to San Diego.  How can any Charger fan bark about this when you get a guy who can cover your best WR or play safety?  In the NFL, being versatile and great at two positions is a rare commodity.   For these reasons, Spanos and company shy away from Laremy Tunsil (of which they might regret).