Philadelphia Eagles Haiku (sponsored by the Ponte Vedra Recorder)
In the draft room's glow,
Howie's moves outsmart the rest—
Fly you Pinche Puta Focking Eagles fly
The Philadelphia Eagles trade up with the Denver Broncos and select Quinyon Mitchell, CB, Toledo
The Broncos accept pick #22 and #53 from Philly in exchange for #12. Broncos can get their QB ending in "ix", Nix or Penix, at the #22 spot and get another 2nd rounder to build up their roster. Eagles, on the other hand, get the highest rated CB on many boards in Mitchell, who's 4.33 40 at the combine separated him from Terrion Arnold. This solidifies the aging and regressing James Bradberry and the rest of the CB rotation who got severely torched in their sudden downfall in losing 5 out of their last 6 games, including their flaccid wildcard performance against the Bucs.
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