Wednesday, April 26, 2017

The 32nd and final Pick of the 2017 CMC Mock Draft

is sponsored by BEIRUT BEER

Time to share the pie Bud Light - the NFL has struck a partnership with Beirut Beer and will be serving it across all venues.

Statement from Schalamar Pussenfruitz, NFL Vendor Director

"We've been looking for another beer to go alongside Bud Light.  Beirut Beer costs us pennies on the dollar compared to Heineken.  It looks similar with green and silver accents.  It starts with a "B", so the beer guy can say "Beirut...Bud Light here!".  It really flows and we are tremendously excited."


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The New Orleans Saints select:

Kevin King, CB, Washington

It was between CB and CB for the Saints.  They have a LOT of work to do on defense.  Take the game vs the Giants in 2015 where they won 52-49.  One vastly improved their defense in 2016.  The other went the opposite direction.  If the Saints want to taste playoffs, they will need to hit on the defensive picks.  King is a tall corner who was chosen over Adoree Jackson b/c of Mike Evans and Julio Jones.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

The 31st Pick of the 2017 CMC Mock Draft

You can't be serious!

Sure I can.

I mean Cerealiously. The brew made from breakfast cereals. You want a little punch in your Cocoa Puffs? A little bit of hops in your corn pops? Cerealiously has what you need.


The thought of Cinnamon Toast Crunch beer make you gag? What about Sugar cookie toast crunch?


The Atlanta Falcons select

Taco Charlton, DE, Michigan

This pick will sting, not because the Falcons aren't happy with Charlton but because they could have gotten him at 32 and won a Super Bowl. It's a thin line that separates victory from defeat and the Falcons will be reminded of it forever with this pick.

The 30th Pick in the CMC Mock Draft

Pucker up for this sour mixture of hops, barley, tart cranberries and..gose?


Devil's Backbone Cran-Gose is the newest in a wave of disgustingly overpriced sour beers to hit the market because apparently the taste of beer isn't bad enough for some people.

The Pittsburgh Steelers select

Evan Engram, TE, Ole Miss

Word on the street is Ben Roethlisberger has requested the front-office pick up a tight end in the first two rounds. Engram isn't much of a pass blocker but he ran a 4.42 at the combine -- by far the fastest of anyone at the position. The Steelers offense, already a juggernaut when healthy, could get even better this season.

The 29th Pick in the 2017 CMC Mock Draft

is sponsored by Badger State Brewing.

Current sales volume is at $23,000 per year and is now being served at Beef o Brady's Unit 875 in Osh Kosh,

BSB CEO Ron Dayne says he thinks the rat poison bottle perception needs to change.

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The Green Bay Packers select:

TJ Watt, EDGE, Wisconsin

This pick is all Wiscy - he's a Watt, a former Badger, and now a Packer.  The upside is real for TJ Watt outside the fact he is the baby brother of all-world JJ Watt.  Picture below courtesy of Beef's.

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Monday, April 24, 2017

The 28th Pick in the 2017 CMC Mock Draft

Sponsored by Hoppy Ending Pale Ale

Although this isn't the last pick in this years draft...it is my last pick so why not go out with a Happy Ending!


The Dallas Cowboys Select Haason Reddick LB Temple
The Cowboys add an undersized but very athletic LB to their D.  Reddick is a Ryan Shazier clone and an instant upgrade to the athleticism on Dallas's D.  With their offense if they can trot out a competitive defense they could be a Super Bowl favorite...once Brady retires.

The 27th Pick of the 2017 CMC Mock Draft

Sponsored by Clown Shoes Tramp Stamp Belgian Style IPA

Not sure why this one exists or why the IPA is specifically Belgian style.  I'm not sure if Tramp Stamps are still a thing but for all you kids that dont know...this is what we had before we had yoga pants.

The Kansas City Chiefs Select Deshone Kizer QB Notre Dame

The Chiefs take a passer of the future to begin grooming Alex Smith's eventual replacement.  Kizer's own coach said he should be in college for a little more seasoning.  This will be a good chance for him to carry a clipboard for a couple of years.

The 26th Pick in the 2017 CMC Mock Draft

is sponsored by Ginja Ninja Ginger Beer.  It's the official drink of the Western Montana Flag Football League as just one sip...

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...and the feeling translates to this.

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The Seattle Seahawks select:

Cam Robinson, OT, Florida State

The Seahawks enjoy this one dropping on their laps.  One of the glaring issues last year is when Russell Wilson was running around trying to make things happen.  He is so talented that he can elevate his game beyond a weak line.  Which goes to say, an overmatched OL will show it's face eventually.  Luke Joeckel is not enough - he's gonna need more protection.