Thursday, April 28, 2016

The 31st Pick of the CMC Mock Draft

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The Denver Broncos select:

Ryan Kelly, C, Alabama

Clear need for offensive linemen and Kelly can play center or guard so you take that versatility and move it to where the biggest need is on the front.

The 30th Pick of the 2016 CMC Mock Draft...

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The Carolina Panthers Select

Will Fuller WR Notre Dame

Its scary to think how good the Panthers will be with their #1 receiver back and the addition of another weapon. Fuller would be a solid #2 and a capable replacement for Philly Brown and / or Ted Ginn when the time comes

The 29th Pick of the 2016 CMC Mock Draft...


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The Arizona Cardinals select:

Andrew Billings, DT, Baylor

The Cards get this big bodied run stuffer and hope his brawling strength can match his technique to be a consistent force in the NFL.




The 28th Pick in the CMC Mock Draft

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The Kansas City Chiefs select:

Kamalei Correa, OLB, Boise State

The Chiefs need some quality depth at outside linebacker and within their pass rush. They could also use some safety help to support Marcus Peters and Eric Berry but with Correa available they will jump on him.

The 27th Pick in the CMC Mock Draft

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The Green Bay Packers Select

Reggie Ragland LB Alabama

Ragland is an old school middle linebacker. He's big kid and not the fastest but in those cold nights in Green Bay, Chicago, and Minnesota this kid is going to be a beast.


The 26th Pick of the 2016 CMC Mock Draft...

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The Seattle Seahawks select:

Noah Spence, THE Eastern Kentucky, OLB

Think you know where I am going with this?  Bruce Irvin , a very successful piece to the pass rush, has another employer.  The Seahawks are ecstasy-atic to have Spence fall this far!

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

The 25th Pick of the CMC Mock Draft...

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The Pittsburgh Steelers select:

William Jackson III, CB, Houston


A selection of need and a pretty good one. The Steelers could also go with Eli Apple here but either way secondary is the popular choice in the first round for Pittsburgh.