The 6th Pick in the 2022 CMC Mock Draft

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The Carolina Panthers Select Charles Cross OL Mississipi State

The Panthers need a QB unless you think Sam Darnold is the answer...and if you think he is the answer then I dont think I know what the question is.  Not a lot of value at QB at this point in this draft. They might be able to snag a Top 4 QB in Round 2 if they are dead set on getting a QB in this draft.  Cross is a late fast riser in this draft and could be off the board before Evan Neal  

The 5th Pick in the CMC 2022 Mock Draft...

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The New York Giants select...Aidan Hutchinson, DE, Michigan.

To have both this guy and Thibodeaux available is a pretty nice spot to be in.  I simply have to go with the dominant guy in a conference with bigger and better O-linemen (Big 10).  Giants have to be excited in finally landing a blue-chip EDGE guy and lining him up outside of Ojulari.

The 4th Pick in the CMC Mock Draft

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The New York Jets select: Garrett Wilson, WR, Ohio State

Gotta get Zach Wilson some weapons and Garrett Wilson is my pick as the best wide receiver in the draft. Speed, size, hands, playmaking ability...Wilson has the total package. I think he's the next Mike Evans. 

The 3rd Pick in the 2022 CMC Mock Draft

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The Houston Texans Select Ikem Ekwonu OL NC State

What do you get the franchise that has nothing.  How about a possible generational OL that can play all five positions on the offensive line.  I feel bad for anyone drafted by the Texans they appear to be in year 2 of a 15 year rebuild plan. 

2022 CMC Mock Draft Pick #2

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The Detroit Lions select...

Kenny Pickett, QB, Pittsburgh

We all know the reaches are going to happen for QB's.  Lions invest in their future as KP will not compete for QB1 over Jared Goff.  He will learn his trade.  So what he has small hands; the man can throw and run.  

CMC 1st Pick of the Draft

Only the finest special guests take part in the CMC Mock Draft and this year is no different. Going back to the random guest picker format, announcing the selection for the Jacksonville Jaguars is former 2002 fourth-round selection...quarterback David Garrard!

The Jacksonville Jaguars select:

Evan Neal, OT, Alabama

Trevor Lawrence needs someone to protect that beautiful mane of his and who better than the 6-foot-7, 335-pound Neal. He's a horse. He's a thoroughbred. If American Pharoah was a human being, it would be Evan Neal. Jaguars baby!

2022 Mock Draft intro with lineups!

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