The 13th Pick in the CMC Mock Draft...

Sponsored by Robert Cop 2.

Lets be honest...you thought you were slick buying this knock off from Aldi for your kid.  He's never heard of the original RoboCop from your childhood...until the remake came out and your kid realized you were a cheap piece of shiz.  "Dead or alive your a crappy parent"


The Oakland Raiders Select

Jarran Reed DT Alabama

Reed is an powerful run stuffing DT with a little wiggle which allows him to lineup in the DE position in certain defenses.  He upgrades one of the up and coming rosters in the league.  Dont sleep on the Raiders this year.  Dont be suprised if the Lions trade into this pick once Rankins goes off the board as this is a guy they covet.

The 13th Pick in the CMC Mock Draft...

..is sponsored by the bootlegged NES system clone known as "Pegasus".




The Pegasus system was released in the 1990's in the Polish/Serbian/Bosnian areas.  After a whole day of rioting at a Red Star Belgrade match, everyone would go to Hamza's house to play NES Soccer.

The Miami Dolphins Select:

Jack Conklin, OT, Michigan St

The dream scenario here is if somehow Zeke Elliott fell down to Miam's laps:  That scenario is a dead one.  Looking at the landscape of available NFL-ready OT's, the obvious choices are Conklin and Decker.  In the DE category, there are more options.  With that being said, the Fins take a road grader in Conklin to fortify a troubled area.

The 12th Pick in the CMC Mock Draft

Slice as a beverage brand wasn't much of a knockoff. I mean lemon-lime soda is pretty universal from the days of Sprite and 7-Up and most recently Sierra Mist. But when Slice went outside of its wheelhouse is the problem. Dr. Slice? Hmmm wonder what THIS tastes like. A wild one for sure.

With the 12th Pick in the Draft the New Orleans Saints select:

Sheldon Rankins, DT, Louisville

The Saints are kind of in a "best player on defense" mode as they need help at nearly every spot on that side of the ball. Work from the interior and go from there.

The 11th Pick of the 2016 CMC Mock Draft

This pick is sponsored by Arm and Hatchet Baking Soda

Why does your mom keep buying that tired Arm & Hammer?  Everyone knows that the Hatchet is better, faster, AND cheaper.  When you don't have to pay for trademark attorneys or marketing you can put all your resources into product.  You'll also feel good by the word "Natural" on the front of the box.  Because everyone knows "Natural" is a very specific description.


The Chicago Bears Select

Leonard Floyd OLB Georgia

Remember when the Bears had a defense with real players that could tackle and get to the QB.  I'm not talking about Hall of Famers like Singletary or Uhrlacher.  I mean NFL caliber players that should make a 52 man roster...remember that?  Its probably time to start stocking up on D.  Floyd is a fast and athletic LB that should start opening weekend for the Bears.

The 10th Pick of the 2016 CMC Mock Draft

is sponsored by the InDigi Universal Bluetooth Smartwatch.




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The New York Giants select:

Vernon Hargeaves III, CB, University of Florida

Although I have a man-crush on Robert Nkemdiche, the reality is Jerry Reese will not "reach" for him at #10 due to character concerns AND he knows he better get safer picks.  You know, looking at Reese's resume at Giants GM, it's a focking miracle Giants won two SB's under his reign.  Hargreaves alongside Janoris Jenkins and DRC give Big Blue the ability to getting less burned in the air; they can now focus on OT/DE/LB/WR in rds #2 thru #5.

The 9th Pick of the CMC Mock Draft

Sorry I'm going to indulge myself for a second with one of Vegas' most popular tribute knockoff acts and say RIP Prince. Thanks for the music.
















The Tampa Bay Buccaneers select:

Ronnie Stanley, OT, Notre Dame

At the end of the day you have to protect the man with the football and giving Jameis Winston the best offensive linemen in the way to do that. The Bucs need a cornerback and should go after Mackensie Alexander in the second round.

The 8th Pick of the CMC Mock Draft...

Sponsored by NordicTrac Apparel

"You know that company that makes crappy exercise equipment for fat peope? Yeah I hope they start making athletic gear" - No one ever.



Due to yesterday's trade....the universe has granted the rare opportunity to pick once again for the hopeless Browns.

The Cleveland Browns Select

Zeke Elliott RB Ohio St.

I love this guy.  He is a bowling ball that looks for contact, has the speed to take one to the house, and is a beast as a blocker.  Too bad he is going to have to wallow in the wasteland that is the Cleveland Browns roster.