CMC 2014 Draft: 7th Pick

These guys represent what I think of the majority of Tampa Bay Bucs fans




With the 7th selection in the CMC Draft the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Mike Evans, WR, Texas A&M. With no chance of getting Watkins or Mack it's either Evans or a quarterback. However once Manziel goes off the board I think the thought process goes back to who can contribute immediately and the 6'5 Evans is a nice big target across from Vincent Jackson.

CMC Mock Draft: Pick Six

The 6th overall pick, brought to you by everybody's favorite Atlanta Falcon, Jeff George, and his sexy rat tails:



The Atlanta Falcons select:

Jake Matthews, OT, Texas A&M

Easy selection here considering Matt Ryan (never liked Matty Ice, doesn't have that ring to it like Ohio Ice) had about 4 seconds less time in the pocket in 2013.  Even with a stud bloodline in Matthews, Ryan will continue to be an overrated pocket passer, just like Mr. Jeff George.

The 5th Pick in the 2014 CMC Mock Draft

When David Faustino reps your squad then you know you are legit.  Everyone is shocked to see the Raiders with a top 5 pick. Honestly, they could have picks 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 every year and they would still suck.


The Raiders Select  Khalil Mack DE Buffalo
Mack is a beast. Too bad he has to gotta Oakland. This guy owned Ohio St. in the biggest game of his career. Moving and fast. He is a throwback to the old school Intimidating Raiders.

2014 CMC Mock Draft: Pick 4

The fourth pick in the CMC Mock Draft is sponsored by these Browns fans beating the shit out of a Broncos fan.



Looks like the guy in the Brady Quinn jersey was joined by the two guys in Josh Cribbs jersey and the guy with the Brian Sipe jersey came in late. And who is #34?

The Cleveland Browns select Sammy Watkins, WR, Clemson

With Manziel off the board Cleveland will look to No. 26 or their second round selection to fill the need at quarterback. Watkins is the most exciting offensive talent in the draft and pairing him with Josh Gordon gives the Browns a nice 1-2 punch at receiver.

2014 CMC Mock Draft: Pick 3

With the 3rd overall pick, sponsored by the award-winning 2012 Jaguar slogan which helped propel JAX to a 2-14 season:




The Jacksonville Jaguars select:

Johnny Manziel, QB, Texas A&M

When Cecil Shorts was your highest grossing jersey, something is terribly wrong.  The Jags need excitement and a new a face to the franchise.  Gabbert couldn't be the face of a local Hardee's franchise.  To pass up on Manziel's talent would be seriously stupid.  He is the best QB on the board in today's NFL.

2014 CMC Mock Draft: Pick 2

With the 2nd overall pick in the 2014 CMC mock draft the St. Louis Rams select:

Greg Robinson OT Auburn 

The piss poor Rams draft another offensive lineman. They have a lot of holes to fill on the offense but Robinson looks like a rare talent. Too bad they have so few weapons.  Am I the only
one that realizes the Sam Bradford sucks?

2014 CMC Mock Draft: The First Pick

The first pick of the CMC Mock Draft is sponsored by Brian Cushing and J.J. Watt doing ridiculous tricep burnout reps.



Fuck That.

The Houston Texans select: Jadeveon Clowney, DE, South Carolina

After much consideration there are plenty of players that are worthy of being drafted high but Clowney is truly the only bonafide No. 1 overall type guy in this draft. Is he a total fit for what the Texans do on defense right now at this very minute. Not really. But with his sort of upside and talent you just figure out a way to make it work. And if it does the Clowney/Watt tandem could rival any group of ends over the past 30 years.