The 14th pick of the 2013 CMC Mock Draft is sponsored by Ikari Warriors.  This nugget of a NES cartridge was pure bliss for the Wilen Brothers and all pre-teenage boys across America. 

Ikari Warriors, my Rambo Survival knife with waterproof matches/fishing line/compass, and the Rambo suite of movies were big-time.

The Carolina Panthers select:

Tavon Austin, WR, West Virginia

Cam Newton has the keys to the franchise.  He has been begging the front office to deliver him an early x-mas present.  In Austin, Carolina gets the triple-threat they need to turn this mutha out.  It's too sexy of a pick to ignore.

The 13th Pick of the CMC Mock Draft..

Because sometimes teddy bear needs to handle his shit.

The New York Jets select:

Tyler Eifert, TE, Notre Dame

The Jets will likely trade down because this is a tough area. However with Mingo and Jarvis Jones here they could also get the pass rusher they desire. This is a value pick, in essence taking the best player available and a day-one starter

The 12th Pick in the 2013 CMC Mock Draft

Is sponsored by Jillian Michael's "Fitness Ultimatum 2009"

Fat lady "I'm gonna get this game and I am going to use it on my WII.  I'm gonna lose weight and have fun doing it!"

1 year later at the used wii game store 34 copies of Jillian Michael's "Fitness Ultimatum 2009" in almost mint condition available in the .99 bin

Nice try fat ladies

The Miami Dolphins Select Xavier Rhodes CB Florida St.

Rhodes is a big corner in the mold of the new breed of Seattle Seahawks corners.  He's got some injury concerns but looks the part.  Miami needs some help in the secondary after shipping off Vontae Davis to the Colts on NFL Hard Knocks last year.

The 11th pick of the 2013 CMC Mock Draft is sponsored by Adventures of Lolo.

Eurogamer's Lars Tsatsiki called it, "a cutesy platform, yet a game that will divert your attention"

IGN's own Samuel Bitz says, "it's way more addictive than Angry Birds - f*ck yeah!"

NES Mag's Sharry Von Roca Jr added, "playing Lolo is a way of life, driving one to the edge of gameplay"

The San Diego Chargers select:

Star Lotulelei, DT, Utah

With Mingo there and the Chargers needing LB help, they take the BPA.  This is a top 5 pick talent. 

The 10th Pick in the 2013 CMC Mock Draft

Is sponsored by Golden Tee Golf (original edition)

This was a game changer. Hours were spent aggressively spinning the wheel.  If I could play real golf even half as well as I could Golden Tee I would be rich.

The Tennessee Titans Select Chance Warmack G Alabama
Another OL off the board.  Warmack is a manchild and a mauler.  The Titans need some interior line help and Warmack has the looks of a 10 year road grader.

The 9th Pick in the CMC Mock Draft

If you didn't waste two bucks every Saturday afternoon playing Quarterback in the arcade than you are no friend of mine. If I could find this game right now I'd play it. This game was the shit until Tecmo Bowl came out. Bottom Line.

The Jets select

Dee Millner, CB, Alabama

What's the best way to stop thinking about your old girlfriend. Get one younger and hotter. Fuck you Darrelle Revis...fuck you for life!

The 8th pick of the CMC 2013 Draft is sponsored by none other than The legend of Kage.  Jumping around tall trees like a fly squirrel and slaying enemy ninja was pure ecstasy. This game is equivalent to a 3rd round pick becoming an All-Pro.

The Buffalo Bills select:

Jonathan Cooper, OG, UNC

With Geno Smith gone, Coach Marrone's eyes will be on Ryan Nassib to groom under Kevin "The Lucky Bank" Kolb.  Cooper has had a meteoric rise in value in the latter stages of the process and will certainly do wonders for a great pair of RB's in Spiller/Jackson.