The 12th Pick in the 2013 CMC Mock Draft

Is sponsored by Jillian Michael's "Fitness Ultimatum 2009"

Fat lady "I'm gonna get this game and I am going to use it on my WII.  I'm gonna lose weight and have fun doing it!"

1 year later at the used wii game store 34 copies of Jillian Michael's "Fitness Ultimatum 2009" in almost mint condition available in the .99 bin

Nice try fat ladies

The Miami Dolphins Select Xavier Rhodes CB Florida St.

Rhodes is a big corner in the mold of the new breed of Seattle Seahawks corners.  He's got some injury concerns but looks the part.  Miami needs some help in the secondary after shipping off Vontae Davis to the Colts on NFL Hard Knocks last year.

The 11th pick of the 2013 CMC Mock Draft is sponsored by Adventures of Lolo.

Eurogamer's Lars Tsatsiki called it, "a cutesy platform, yet a game that will divert your attention"

IGN's own Samuel Bitz says, "it's way more addictive than Angry Birds - f*ck yeah!"

NES Mag's Sharry Von Roca Jr added, "playing Lolo is a way of life, driving one to the edge of gameplay"

The San Diego Chargers select:

Star Lotulelei, DT, Utah

With Mingo there and the Chargers needing LB help, they take the BPA.  This is a top 5 pick talent. 

The 10th Pick in the 2013 CMC Mock Draft

Is sponsored by Golden Tee Golf (original edition)

This was a game changer. Hours were spent aggressively spinning the wheel.  If I could play real golf even half as well as I could Golden Tee I would be rich.

The Tennessee Titans Select Chance Warmack G Alabama
Another OL off the board.  Warmack is a manchild and a mauler.  The Titans need some interior line help and Warmack has the looks of a 10 year road grader.

The 9th Pick in the CMC Mock Draft

If you didn't waste two bucks every Saturday afternoon playing Quarterback in the arcade than you are no friend of mine. If I could find this game right now I'd play it. This game was the shit until Tecmo Bowl came out. Bottom Line.

The Jets select

Dee Millner, CB, Alabama

What's the best way to stop thinking about your old girlfriend. Get one younger and hotter. Fuck you Darrelle Revis...fuck you for life!

The 8th pick of the CMC 2013 Draft is sponsored by none other than The legend of Kage.  Jumping around tall trees like a fly squirrel and slaying enemy ninja was pure ecstasy. This game is equivalent to a 3rd round pick becoming an All-Pro.

The Buffalo Bills select:

Jonathan Cooper, OG, UNC

With Geno Smith gone, Coach Marrone's eyes will be on Ryan Nassib to groom under Kevin "The Lucky Bank" Kolb.  Cooper has had a meteoric rise in value in the latter stages of the process and will certainly do wonders for a great pair of RB's in Spiller/Jackson.

The 7th Pick in the CMC Mock Draft

This pick is sponsored by the Arcade sensation Joust

Who hasn't dreamed of flying around on an Ostirich, with a Lance, in  a volcano, stealing ostrich eggs, and fighting mounted demon birds?...though so.  Regardless...this game robbed me of many an hour at the old bowling alley.

The Arizona Cardinals Select Ziggy Ansah DE BYU

With the run on OT's the Cardinals now focus their attention on adding some pop to their pass rush.  Their defense was fierce in the first half of the season.  Ansah adds an edge rusher to this talented unit.

The 6th Pick in the CMC Mock Draft

One of the great things about the Sega Master System was that some games were available in card game like  "My Hero". I got this game as a gift for graduating from P.S. 41 with one of the highest averages in my class. It was the pinnacle of my academic achievements.

The Cleveland Browns select:

Geno Smith, QB, West Virginia
The good thing about the rookie salary cap is that it allows the flexibility to make up for drafting mistakes...like Brandon Weeden. And the better thing is Weeden, who is somewhere between 31 and 47, can hold the fort for Smith during the first quarter of the season and after the Browns start 0-4, Smith can jump in and hopefully take this franchise to some level of respectability.