Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The 7th Pick in the CMC Mock Draft

This pick is sponsored by the Arcade sensation Joust
Who hasn't dreamed of flying around on an Ostirich, with a Lance, in  a volcano, stealing ostrich eggs, and fighting mounted demon birds?...though so.  Regardless...this game robbed me of many an hour at the old bowling alley.

The Arizona Cardinals Select Ziggy Ansah DE BYU

With the run on OT's the Cardinals now focus their attention on adding some pop to their pass rush.  Their defense was fierce in the first half of the season.  Ansah adds an edge rusher to this talented unit.

The 6th Pick in the CMC Mock Draft

One of the great things about the Sega Master System was that some games were available in card game like  "My Hero". I got this game as a gift for graduating from P.S. 41 with one of the highest averages in my class. It was the pinnacle of my academic achievements.

The Cleveland Browns select:

Geno Smith, QB, West Virginia
The good thing about the rookie salary cap is that it allows the flexibility to make up for drafting mistakes...like Brandon Weeden. And the better thing is Weeden, who is somewhere between 31 and 47, can hold the fort for Smith during the first quarter of the season and after the Browns start 0-4, Smith can jump in and hopefully take this franchise to some level of respectability.

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The 5th pick of the CMC 2013 Draft is sponsored by Bible Adventures.  In Noah's Ark, you play the part of Noah hunting down and subduing unwilling animals, usually by smashing a vegetable over their head.  It's a great game on a first date if you are trying to score.

The Detroit Lions select:

Lane Johnson, OT, Oklahoma

Oh it is so tempting to take Dee Milliner here, yet something tells me Dee is not worthy of that high of a pick considering a top notch CB will be available later.  Ok, so Milliner is fast - so was Renaldo Nehemiah.  It's stupid to pass up on a large man of the likes of Lane Johnson.  Lions need to run the ball if they want any chance of balance or else Stafford will be throwing a high rate of 4th Quarter picks.

The 4th Pick in the 2013 CMC Mock Draft

This pick is sponsored by ET the Atari 2600 Edition


Look at those stunning graphics.  In a blatant attempt to cash in on the fame of ET....this awful game hit the market.  ET was running around finding Reese's Pieces and then you fell down a hole you couldnt get out of...game over.

The Philadelphia Eagles Select Eric Fisher OT Central Michigan
Another Tackle off the board.  Unless you want King Dunlap as your Tackle for the next few years...rejoice help is on the way.  Fisher is hot on Joeckel's heals as the top Tackle in this draft.


The 3rd Pick of the CMC Mock Draft

The Oakland Raiders selection is sponsored by the ground-breaking graphics game of one-on-one Dr. J vs Bird



Finally we'll find out who's better!

The Raiders select:

Shariff Floyd, DT, Florida

This guy could be the next Warren Sapp or the next Gerard Warren. I've seen both this year. Still he's athletic and versatile enough up front to provide immediate help.
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The 2nd pick of the 2013 CMC Mock Draft is sponsored by Millipede.  Because only 1 out of every 100 Atari players selected Millipede over Centipede.

The Jacksonville Jaguars Select:

Dion Jordan, DE/LB, Oregon

HC Gus Bradley is a former DC out of Seattle.  He knows the value of a playmaker on defense.  In year 1, he will give much maligned QB Blaine Gabbert one try this season and not draft Geno Smith.

The 1st Pick of the 2013 CMC Mock Draft

The first pick in the long awaited 2013 CMC Mock Draft is sponsored by one of the most important game titles of all time:


A no brainer for the expansion of the classy Hooters franchise...and a must in your collection of Playstation titles.  Just another example of a "why didnt I think of that first!" moments in my life.


The Kansas City Chiefs Select Luke Joeckel OT Texas A&M

The Chiefs make the obvious pick and hope to have a bookend for the next decade.  There are alot of needs on that Chiefs board but Joeckel is the consensus top player.  If you look at the Chiefs they have alot of great talent at some positions and alot of holes at others.  Joeckel fills one of those holes.  Now if they could just get some QB play!