#6 St Louis Rams...

...sponsored by the folks of the Khumbu region in Nepal, finally the old stomping grounds of Atreyu (from the NeverEnding Story) are revealed. Atreyu is now serving as an Accountant in the upper west side of Kathmandu, next to Denny's.

The St Louis Rams select: Justin Blackmon, WR, Oklahoma St.

Who is Sam Bradford's best WR now? Jonny Boz, Peter Cetera-Hanks, Donyell Farquarson??? Yeah exactly, those made up names might as well be true b/c I don't know who in the hell Sam threw spirals to in 2011.

There is Justin Blackmon and everybody else. Michael Floyd is a notch below and Kendall Wright is a bust-in-waiting. This happens to be the best available pick and the best need for the Rams all in one bowl of Dal Bhat.

#5 Tampa Bay Buccaneers

The people of the Falkland Islands welcome you to their land and hope you enjoy their women. Just stay the fuck away from the sheep.

With that being said the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will probably trade out of this pick will Claiborne and Richardson off the board. But since we have to make a selection I would say Melvin Ingram South Carolina OLB/DE is the choice here because while he isn't a perfect fit for their defense he is very versatile and a playmaker. Good, safe pick at No. 5

#4 Cleveland Browns

The 4th pick in the draft is sponsored by the Royal Family of the great nation of Luxembourg. We're the second richest country in the world per capita...so you know what? Stay out. We dont associate with dirtbags like the folks that do mock NFL drafts.

The Cleveland Browns select Trent Richardson RB Alabama
Miami and Kansas City will be targeting this pick as they will want to move up and grab Tannehill. If the Browns trade down they will miss out on Morris Claiborne and Trent Richardson who are the jewels of this draft after the top QB's. Assuming no trades at this spot the Cleveland Browns select Richardson. With Joe Thomas in the fold the Browns might be the only team in the league who doesnt want Ryan Kalil. Richardson is built for Cleveland football. He'll be a fan favorite from day 1.

#3 Minnesota Vikings...

...sponsored by Nouakchott's Street Market in Mauritania West Africa - a tough place to find a yellow cab.

The Minnesota Vikings select: Morris Claiborne, CB, LSU:

Ok, so everyone is thinking Matt Kalil here. But if one thinks like everyone, than mediocrity is sure to set in. The dropoff of talent in CB's versus OT's is steeper, therefore Morris is, in my opinion, the keeper.

#2 Washington Redskins

The second pick of the CMC Mock Draft is sponsored by the South American Republic of Suriname.

In 2012, Suriname was ranked joint 22nd with Japan in the worldwide Press Freedom Index by the organization Reporters without Borders. This was ahead of the US (47th), the UK (28th), and France (38th).


Yeah...fuck you America!


The Redskins select Robert Griffin III Baylor QB because they gave up three picks to move up to this slot for a quarterback and he's the best one available. 

#1 Indianapolis Colts

The first pick of the 2012 CMC Mock Draft is sponsored by the Republic of Azerbijan...we've got beaches, palm trees, cabbage, dates, and dragons. Its like a tropical paradise compared to those assholes next door in Armenia.

The Colts Select Andrew Luck QB Stanford this one is a no brainer. The Colts start the post Manning era with what they hope is a franchise QB for the next era. Will they regret passing on RGIII one day?

The 2012 CMC Draft Selection Order

Here's the order. Good luck to all.


1) Indianapolis Colts -- Mike
2) Washington Redskins -- Corey
3) Minnesota Vikings -- Cesar
4) Cleveland Browns -- Mike
5) Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- Corey
6) St. Louis Rams -- Cesar
7) Jacksonville Jaguars -- Mike
8) Miami Dolphins -- Corey
9) Carolina Panthers -- Cesar
10) Buffalo Bills -- Mike
11) Kansas City Chiefs -- Corey
12) Seattle Seahawks -- Cesar
13) Arizona Cardinals -- Mike
14) Dallas Cowboys -- Corey
15) Philadelphia Eagles -- Cesar
16) New York Jets -- Corey
17) Cincinnati Bengals -- Mike
18) San Diego Chargers -- Cesar
19) Chicago Bears -- Corey
20) Tennessee Titans -- Cesar
21) Cincinnati Bengals -- Mike
22) Cleveland Browns -- Corey
23) Detroit Lions -- Cesar
24) Pittsburgh Steelers -- Mike
25) Denver Broncos -- Corey
26) Houston Texans -- Cesar
27) New England Patriots -- Mike
28) Green Bay Packers -- Corey
29) Baltimore Ravens -- Cesar
30) San Francisco 49ers -- Mike
31) New England Patriots -- Corey
32) New York Giants -- Cesar