KC has Pat
Giants got Dan
Nice comparison.
KC has Pat
Giants got Dan
Nice comparison.
Patriots Haiku
We're back bitches
And we're taking a QB
At least we hope so
Trade details: New England gets No. 31 and No. 124; San Francisco gets No. 34, No. 104 and a 2025 4th-round pick.
The Patriots select quarterback Bo Nix, QB, Oregon.
Could the Patriots have probably gotten Nix at the 34th spot? Sure. But it's important to have that fifth-year option with a quarterback, so you can push the big contract back a year in case he works out. Nix was overmatched at Auburn, but damn near won a Heisman at Oregon, which makes me wonder if it was him or just playing in the Pac-12. Seems like a nice kid, but is he a winner? We'll see.
Ravens are tough
Not missing much
Please give Lamar some weapons
The Baltimore Ravens Select Kool Aid McKinstry CB Alabama
Lions Haiku
Roaring in Detroit,
Lions, near Super Bowl glory
Fueled by ballsy coach
Detroit was seriously considering Keon Coleman in this spot to bolster their already solid WR crew. The Dan Campbell identity took over to take a needed CB with a first round grade on many analysts' boards. Lions were so close to taking the title last season. So were the Knicks back in the Ewing era until they had to play against a guy named Mike.
1) Chicago - QB Caleb Williams, USC
2) Washington - QB Jayden Daniels, LSU
3) N.Y. Giants (from New England) - QB Drake Maye, North Carolina
4) Arizona - WR Marvin Harrison Jr., Ohio State
5) Minnesota (from L.A. Chargers) - QB J.J. McCarthy, Michigan
6) New England (from N.Y. Giants) - OT Joe Alt, Notre Dame
7) Tennessee - OT Olumuyiwa Fashanu, Penn State
8) Atlanta - EDGE Dallas Turner, Alabama
9) Chicago - WR Malik Nabers, LSU
10) N.Y. Jets - OT Talifa Fauga, Oregon State
11) L.A. Chargers (from Minnesota) - WR Rome Odunze, Washington
12) Philadelphia Eagles (from Denver) - CB Quinyon Mitchell, Toledo
13) Las Vegas - Corey - OT Amarius Mims, Georgia
14) New Orleans - Mike - OL Troy Fautanu, Washington
15) Indianapolis - Cesar - TE Brock Bowers, Georgia
16) Seattle - Corey - CB Terrion Arnold, Alabama
17) Jacksonville - Cesar - DT Byron Murphy II, Texas
18) Cincinnati - Mike - WR Brian Thomas Jr, LSU
19) L.A. Rams - Corey - EDGE Jared Verse, FSU
20) Pittsburgh - Cesar - EDGE Laiatu Latu, UCLA
21) Miami - Mike - OL JC Latham, Alabama
22) Denver (from Philadelphia) - Corey - QB Michael Penix Jr, Washington
23) L.A. Chargers (from Minnesota) - Cesar - EDGE Chop Robinson, Penn State
24) Dallas - Mike - OL Jackson Powers-Johnson, Oregon
25) Green Bay - Corey - CB Cooper DeJean, Iowa
26) Tampa Bay - Cesar - OC/OG Graham Barton, Duke
27) Arizona - Mike - WR Ladd McConkey, Georgia
28) Buffalo - Corey - WR Adonai Mitchell, Texas
29) Detroit - Cesar
30) Baltimore - Mike
31) San Francisco - Corey
32) Kansas City - Cesar
Bills Haiku
Big strong quarterback
No more wide receivers
Help Josh Allen
The Buffalo Bills select WR Adonai Mitchell, Texas
A big target (6-foot-4, 205 pounds) for a big squarterback. Mitchell isn’t just a normal outside wide receiver either, he can move, he’s got fluidity and he’s dynamic in the red zone. Consistency is an issue, but there’s great value for the Bills here at No. 28.
Another key piece
can't only help
still don't have a qb
The Arizona Cardinals Select Ladd McConkey WR Georgia
Bucs Haiku
We wildcarded the Eagles
Not too shabby
Year 2 of the Baker Act
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Graham Barton, OC/OG, Duke
Packers Haiku
Love is the man
Packers figure this thing out
Weather still sucks
The Green Bay Packers select Cooper DeJean, CB, Iowa
Seriously were you expecting someone else other than the only white cornerback in the draft that also happen to play in Iowa? This is a fit of need -- the Packers can use another top athlere in the secondary -- and a cultural fit because Green Bay just ain't for everyone.
Dak ain't it
Cowboys fans in denial
Better pay Ceedee
The Dallas Cowboys Select Jackson Powers Johnson OL Oregon
Chargers Haiku (sponsored by Angelo Don Juan Pizza 🍕 Hot Springs, Arkansas)
Jim Harbaugh's return
Under California skies
Rent too high to cheer
The LA Chargers select Chop Robinson, EDGE Penn State
So, the Chargers trade #5 to get Rome & Chop instead - two top tier dudes on both sides who can provide instant help. If this help isn't instant, why in the foik are they drafted in the 1st round anyway? Was it worth it? Yes it was. Malik Nabers or Dallas Turner alone cannot be greater than a Rome & Chop duo. Nice trade down!
Gave that cash to Russ
Payton pulled his punk card
Russ still geting paid
The Denver Broncos select Michael Penix Jr., QB, Washington
The Broncos were going to leave here with a quarterback and the braintrust had a few names to choose from, but they will go with Penix, the 2023 Heisman runner up. There are some legitimate concerns with Penix's long-term durability, but he's been healthy the past few seasons in Washington and has put up tremendous numbers leading the Huskies to the playoff championship game. That winning mentality is going to be much needed as the Broncos try to rebuild.
Tua Tago
Vai Loa
is its own haiku
The Miami Dolphins Select JC Latham OL Alabama
1) Chicago - QB Caleb Williams, USC
2) Washington - QB Jayden Daniels, LSU
3) N.Y. Giants (from New England) - QB Drake Maye, North Carolina
4) Arizona - WR Marvin Harrison Jr., Ohio State
5) Minnesota (from L.A. Chargers) - QB J.J. McCarthy, Michigan
6) New England (from N.Y. Giants) - OT Joe Alt, Notre Dame
7) Tennessee - OT Olumuyiwa Fashanu, Penn State
8) Atlanta - EDGE Dallas Turner, Alabama
9) Chicago - WR Malik Nabers, LSU
10) N.Y. Jets - OT Talifa Fauga, Oregon State
11) L.A. Chargers (from Minnesota) - WR Rome Odunze, Washington
12) Philadelphia Eagles (from Denver) - CB Quinyon Mitchell, Toledo
13) Las Vegas - Corey - OT Amarius Mims, Georgia
14) New Orleans - Mike - OL Troy Fautanu, Washington
15) Indianapolis - Cesar - TE Brock Bowers, Georgia
16) Seattle - Corey - CB Terrion Arnold, Alabama
17) Jacksonville - Cesar - DT Byron Murphy II, Texas
18) Cincinnati - Mike - WR Brian Thomas Jr, LSU
19) L.A. Rams - Corey - EDGE Jared Verse, FSU
20) Pittsburgh - Cesar - EDGE Laiatu Latu, UCLA
21) Miami - Mike
22) Denver (from Philadelphia) - Corey
23) L.A. Chargers (from Minnesota) - Cesar
24) Dallas - Mike
25) Green Bay - Corey
26) Tampa Bay - Cesar
27) Arizona - Mike
28) Buffalo - Corey
29) Detroit - Cesar
30) Baltimore - Mike
31) San Francisco - Corey
32) Kansas City - Cesar
Steelers Haiku
We got Russ for a nickel
We got Jus for a penny
Now what?
The Pittsburgh Steelers select Laiatu Latu, DE UCLA
With the two best centers and high level WR/OT's still on the board, the Steelers find themselves a missed gem at 20. This is far from a need but the old cliche of "you can never have enough pass rushers" rings true here.
Rams Haiku
L.A. has moved on
Super Bowl is long gone
Need more good players
The Los Angeles Rams select Jared Verse, EDGE, Florida State
This is an easy pick. Verse is probably a top-12 pick in most mocks and he's dropped to 19 here. The Rams needed pass rushing before Aaron Donald retired and now they need to revamp the entire defensive line. Verse, an All-American performer, that began his career at 1-AA Albany, is a good place to start with the rebuild.
Bengals are prime
The window is open
Please don't get hurt Joey
The Cincinnati Bengals Select Brian Thomas Jr. WR LSU
Jaguars Haiku (sponsored by Monroe Tire Store #67, Harrisburg, PA)
Jaguars prowl
White hot streets of JAX
Nocatee Expressway cars a hummin'
The Jacksonville Jaguars select, Byron Murphy II, DT, Texas
With the two top corners taken, Jaguars think they can get a solid one later in Day 2. Defensive line is a need also of and it lines up well for spot #17 and arguably the best DT in the draft (although many can say the same about Johnny Newton). Murphy is lightning fast and a handful - an asset immediately allowing Allen and Walker to work,
Seahawks Haiku
12th Man Gone Away
Seahawks Were Fun in the Day
Run the ball next time
With the 16th pick, the Seattle Seahwks select Terrion Arnold, CB, Alabama.
Seattle is rarely one to draft specifically for need, especially if that need doesn't line up with the first round on their draft board. This could be a trade down situation as well, but I think they will look to strengthen a strength and bring another young talented defensive back into the fold.
Colts Haiku (sponsored by Best Buy Hwy 98 N in Lakeland)
Richardson to Bowers,
Flacco to Bowers
It don't focking matter